Does Omega Dream of Electric Friends? · Chapter 5
The Park of the Bluebird

Staff
Wh-what is all this...?
Omega
Yup, it's money! Museum tickets!
Omega almost spent it all on bread... That was close...
How is it? Is it enough? Can Omega get in?
Is Omega allowed inside?
Staff
Oh, yes, you can come in, but where's your guardian...?
Omega
Yay! Then Omega's coming in!
Staff
W-wait a moment, please?!

Omega
Hah...
So this is the museum...!
How is it, Cube? Does it smell familiar?
There must be lots of new friends here!
Curator
Everyone, thank you for waiting!
Long, long ago, even further back than the so-called Age of Darkness, there was civilization in this world.
Who were these people? With what thoughts did they walk this earth?
We may never truly know.
But each gift they left behind serves as a tiny lantern, shining through the veil of time.
And with the cooperation of the Monolith Order, we've gathered those lanterns for a brief moment here at the Welsh Museum of All Things.
Step beyond time and into the world of ancient civilization!
Elisa
I-i-i-if anyone needs assistance, please come this way...!
Omega
Hey, a familiar face. Hello!
Elisa
Huh... Star Piercer's spirit?!
Omega
Mmm? Nope, Omega is Omega.
Elisa
Of c-course, Omega... I mean, Miss Omega...
B-but...! How could a lowly 117th Saintess dare speak the spirit's name so casually...!
Omega
Ugh, you're stubborn...!
Hey, miss! What's your name?
Elisa
Yes...?
Oh, w-where are my manners! I-I'm Elisa, the 117th Saintess of the Monolith Order!
Omega
Got it! Then Elisa! I'll call you Elisa!
So you can call Omega just Omega, okay?
Elisa
Y-yes...! Spir—n-no, Miss... Omega...
Omega
Yup! Elisa!
Elisa
He... Hehe...
What an honor, to be addressed by name by the Star Piercer's spirit, apostle of Lord Gaph...
If only Saintess Muriel were here... she'd be so happy...
Omega
Elisa? You okay?
Elisa
Ah, Saintess Muriel... I hope she's at peace, wherever she is...
Omega
Looks like she's rebooting...
Anyway, Omega's gonna go look at that thing!
Elisa
Ah...! W-wait, just a moment!
Would you like a guided tour?!
Omega
A tour?
Elisa
Yes, th-though it's, um, technically a punishment...
I-I've been assigned to act as a guide for visitors!
And if I must give one... then surely the first should be reserved for the Star Piercer's spirit...
Omega
Omega would love that! Thanks!
Elisa
...Yes! Right this way!
Omega
There's a little box here!
Elisa
Oh, th-that's Relic Aganon XVIII.33.
See the two rectangular slots carved into it?
According to research, the interior of these slots was likely designed to heat up.
Which means, when you think about it logically, this relic was used to...
Omega
Oh! Omega knows! You put bread in it and...
Elisa
...used to sear the hands of heretics and unbelievers!
Omega
Eh. Really?!
Elisa
Yes, m-most likely...!
Omega
...So cool! Amazing!!
But... It doesn't really seem like a friend who can talk.
...Mm.
Omega wants to see the others!
Scholar A
Oh-ho, even this relic is on display. The Monolith Order is being quite generous.
Scholar B
I heard the curator of the museum is quite the operator...
Omega
Ah, this one's a bigger box. And there are lots of people looking at it.
Elisa
Oh, that's Relic Paren VIII.12.
One side is made of glass, and there's a disc inside.
Long ago, when this relic was still functional, that disc inside would spin round and round.
Omega
...Oh! Omega gets it!
Maybe you put food in it, it goes "vrrm", and it gets warm?
And then it gets even tastier!
Scholar A
Haha, what an adorable thought. But that couldn't possibly be the case.
Ancient civilizations may seem mysterious, but they were built by people just like us.
Such sorcery that defies the laws of nature would have been beyond them.
Scholar B
Indeed. There must be a far more rational and practical use.
Namely... a figurine display stand.
Omega
Eh. A figurine display stand.
Scholar A
They likely placed figurines on the rotating disc and observed them through the glass.
Scholar B
It's the most logical explanation we have at present...
Omega
Is that so...?
Then maybe this one can't talk? Maybe it can't think either...?
Hmm, anything else...?
Elisa
E-excuse me, spirit?
That's actually all the relics that are on display...
Omega
Huh, already?
Hmm...
Hey, isn't there anything else?
Elisa
Anything else... like, w-what sort of thing?
Omega
Something Daddy made!
Elisa
Pardon? D-daddy...?
Omega
You know... something that talks, like Omega or Cube Palace...?
Elisa
S-something that can talk... is what you're looking for...?!
You and Cube Palace are tr-truly special cases!
Omega
Is Omega actually super rare?!
Elisa
Yes! You're the only reason Saintess Muriel and I weren't demoted!
Smuggling out a sacred relic, down 35 ranks. Losing Cube Palace, down 55 ranks. Conflicts with the Journey Captain, down 15 ranks. Damaging church property: down 5 ranks...
And for awakening the Star Piercer's spirit, up 110 ranks!
Which means you're so precious you single-handedly covered for all of Saintess Muriel's wicked schemes!
Omega
Wow! So Omega was worth 110 ranks!
Omega's precious! Amazing!
...
So... does that mean there aren't more like Omega anywhere?
Elisa
Well, the high priests might know more, but...
Omega
I see...
So it's just Omega and Cube Palace, then...
...
Omega's gonna go. Goodbye...
Elisa
H-huh?

Omega
Cube, Cube!
Cube Palace
Awaiting response.
Omega
Did you hear? Types like Omega and Cube aren't very common.
Maybe it's just the two of us in the whole world.
Cube Palace
...
Omega
It's a little lonely. Isn't it?
But it's okay. At least you're here with me.
Oh, Cube! Let's go to the Monolith Order too!
Elisa said the old men there might know more!
Cube Palace
Objection.
Omega
Huh?
Cube Palace
Omega Control's original mission objective was the exhibition.
Expanding the operational radius further crosses the line from impulsive behavior into malfunction.
Proposal. Effective immediately, cease scouting and return.
Omega
Eh... malfunction?!
It's not a malfunction, Cube! We went out to play together!
Cube Palace
Correction. That is the exact definition of a malfunction.
Question. What tactical benefit can be gained from such action?
Omega
Benefit... benefit is...
That I made lots of friends?
Omega met Trish... and Elisa!
Cube Palace
Question. Is finding [friends] Omega Control's designated role?
Omega
Huh?
Cube Palace
Omega Control and this unit share the same mission.
To safeguard the current civilization against the world's destruction.
Yet Omega Control wastes energy on meaningless wandering and friend-making, rather than on training or function recovery.
Self-diagnostic prompt: Does this action contribute to Omega Control's designed objective?
Omega
That's...
Cube Palace
If it does not contribute, there is only one conclusion.
Such behavior is a malfunction. A side effect of high-level processing.
Omega
Ugh...
It-it is too! It does help!
Friends... friends make things fun, and, and...
Cube Palace
And?
Omega
...Ugh, w-wait!
Omega's gonna ask her friends and come back!
Don't move! Omega will be right back!
Cube Palace
...
Gaunt Man
......
The opportunity has come sooner than expected.
Cube Palace
Warning. Do not approach.
Gaunt Man
And if I do? What'll you do about it?
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