Hello. Making my presence known through a simple greeting. I'm Smile. Introduction complete.
Did you call me?
Happy End, preheated and ready to go.
Standing by...
Distraction detected in the target.
New experiment set up. Let me know when you're back.
Administering hot sauce to activate the Captain's sympathetic nervous system. Success?
Smiiile! ...Experiment over. Natural smile—failure.
Ghrelin, the hunger hormone, is being released. I need some nutrients, Captain.
Devising a new experiment. Main ingredients is chili powder and hot sauce... Captain? Where are you going?
Your smiling face, Captain, is indeed interesting. Worth researching.
Why did I give Smile Cat a plasma mini-gun? ...The meaning of your question is unclear. Why not give it?
If you smile sincerely, you can become human. I'll believe it. Because my sister said so.
Interesting... Seeing you triggers my serotonin production, Captain.
Observing changes in the nervous system. Ghrelin hormone release due to hunger. Want to go eat something spicy, Captain?
Question. What's going on?
Failed to interpret the meaning of the action.
Interesting...
Observation, commencing.
Physical and mental health have improved.
Expressing gratitude through voice. Thanks.
Confidence. With you, Captain, smiling feels natural.
That was an intriguing experiment.
V for Victory.
Variable control—failure...
Experiment results—none...
Commencing combat experiment.